Target Wakeup Call

I am sitting here in my parent's living room and we are debating whether we will get up before anything holy gets up to beat people to the sales. While we are talking a commercial from Target comes on telling me to sign-up for a wakeup call! WHAT?! So I checked it out and it is true and I think it is genuis because I immediately went to their website to see what it was all about. You can have anyone from Brad Paisely, Grandma Josephine, Harp Player (How would that wake anyone up?), Sheep or Boring Guy. Not sure who all these people are but they will call you and wake you up. Check it out!!!